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'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

Zumma Cum Laude

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Catsuit

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Man dressed as a robot.

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Christening

'I saw him go that way.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

Swearing a Child.

Decorations Continued Around Back.

Captain Pointy No.61 - My God the fancy dress bomb has worked

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

A difference of opinion over fashion

Beefeater

A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.

'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

The word going around is that the business administration graduates are hiring the engineering graduates.

Giacomo Puccini.

"Yes indeed ma'am - soft going."

"THis one is certainly not well-suited to its environment."

"He loves that little bit of ceremony when he promotes someone."

I now declare this envelope open.

"[Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... oh, wait... my bad... I now pronounce you man and wife.]"

Monumental Masons