Cerebral Cartoon Fans Pillows

Brain Cells.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Social Distancing Club

"She wishes to range free!"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Do you do much walking?"

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

Penguin

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Tongue in the ear...