Cerebral Cartoon Fans Prints

Brain Cells.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"She wishes to range free!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Penguin

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

'Your resume seems in order, Mr. Lupo, but would you explain exactly why you want to work here> Mr. Lupo...?

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'