Cerebral Comedy Fan Prints

High I Queue

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

Fetch the Boomerang

Shakespeare Project

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'I've never read such stupid twaddle in all my life, I like it'

'He'll need some blood thinner immediately, but go grab me a sandwich first.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."

"Bob's more realistic."

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"So, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's been announced that there will be an inquiry into the Chilcot Inquiry..."

'The spirit of bipartisan cooperation is back - if you vote against my bill, I'll vote against your bill.'

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'