Cerebral Comedy Fan Gifts

High I Queue

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

Fetch the Boomerang

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

Shakespeare Project

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

This is tech support. I will try to correct your problem, or perhaps create another problem.

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"Your tests look normal, but that's what the disease wants us to think."

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'He'll need some blood thinner immediately, but go grab me a sandwich first.'

'I've never read such stupid twaddle in all my life, I like it'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

A vending machine is dispensing free lunches for $10

'I won't be at school anymore, my head is full.'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"So, what seems to be the problem?"

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

'The spirit of bipartisan cooperation is back - if you vote against my bill, I'll vote against your bill.'

"It's been announced that there will be an inquiry into the Chilcot Inquiry..."

"Bob's more realistic."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."

'A Mr. Consistency, Hobgoblin of Mediocre Minds, is here to see you. He doesn't have an appointment.'

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'