Cerebral Comic Fan Gifts

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

'It's not the same. I was caught stealing office supplies. You, on the other hand, got caught stealing ideas.'

Focus Group Failures

"No offence Jon, but..."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'Margaret our phone's been tapped!'

Barber does skinhead's haircut with a lawn mower.

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

"It's your turn to change him."

"It covers up all the debt."

Top Secret Files

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

"Mom said we're old enough to take care of you, so this is our new chain of command!"

"You don’t seem happy here."