Skeletal Comedy Fan Prints

'I don't know Arthur, I've heard the service is terrible here.'

'Oh, well... Accidents will happen.'

Paging for a Doctor

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'The electricians hot-wired the building inspector's car seat again.'

NASA realized too late that there was intelligent life on this newly discovered planet.

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.

'Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the ER.'

"Previously on..."

Joe Hundredaire

John Cleese

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'The builder is behind schedule but my lease was up at my previous location.'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Blood Donor Centre

'Are you mentally undressing me again professor?'

Zero to sixty in two seconds.

"Good evening. Sorry for the slight delay."

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 6

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

Sorry I missed you.

'No, I don't think x-rays are needed.'

The Spine Center

'Oh, here comes trouble - spanner enters workplace full of cogs!'

'I'm not overweight you know? I'm just big boned.'