Ceramic Chic Pillows

"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Digital Family

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Teapot

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

Essex computer.

About the potter.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

Funny math t-shirts

Pottery Slam

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Fruit Bonnet

Artisanal Pottery

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

Programmer T-shirt Fashion