Ceramic Chic Gifts

"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

The Digital Family

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Teapot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

"Yes, we’d like to buy a grow house." "Chia Pet’s first purchase."

Woman throwing giant pot.

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Essex computer.

About the potter.

"Potential buyers of the company are coming through today. Tell everyone to look sharp and put a few bowls of potpourri here and there."

"I hear that bamboo is all the rage this year."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Pottery Slam

Funny math t-shirts

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

Fruit Bonnet

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Artisanal Pottery

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Genetic Engineering 'N Things