Prehistoric Chic Pillows

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

The discovery of asparagus.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Vincent Van Og.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'How's that, Umpire?'

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

The first animation.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Geekasaurus.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Early Art Critic

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'