Prehistoric Chic T-Shirts

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"What's a patent?"

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

The first animation.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Geekasaurus.

Early Art Critic