Central Bank Aficionados Gifts

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Money Bar.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

Paul Wolfowitz.

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

I have a dream.

Euro Discobolus

Institutions Controlling Money

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'