Central Bank Aficionados Gifts

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Money Bar.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

Payback Time

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'

Institutions Controlling Money

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Euro Discobolus

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"And please let Alan Greenspan accept the things he cannot change, give him the courage to change the things he can and the wisdom to know the difference."

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"The Queen beat you to it!!"

"You want to go outside again? I wish dogs had direct deposit."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'At the Federal Reserve, Employees observed several minutes of silence in memory of 'Reaganomics'.'