Centenarian Celebration Pillows

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"Old? I'll say she's old- she had a telegram on her hundredth- from Queen Boadicea!"

Dating is so expensive...

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"Regular service or affected?"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

"You're not goin' anywhere, Roy. You buried your own nuts again."

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

'Remember when he was younger and his invisible friends did not require a high speed Internet connection?'

'This is such an appropriate way for us to celebrate our GOLDEN wedding anniversary."

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

'One hundred is the new ninety!'

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"My husband has such a good memory: He's never missed a birthday or a wedding anniversary..."

"We got a sympathy card. Our anniversary is next week"

"It's our anniversary. Bring us your best bottle of beer!"

'I'm on century duty.'

Happy 100th Birthday

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"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

'Thus the big party.'

"Bigger cake."