Celebrating A Centennial Pillows

Dating is so expensive...

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Pearly King and Queen

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

A very fine vintage

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

A senior moment.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

Happy Anniversary!

Happy Birthday!

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

"Just a few hundred to tide me over 'til this Y2K thing is over."