Celebrating A Centennial Pillows

Captain Tom Moore

Dating is so expensive...

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

Pearly King and Queen

Things I love about Powell River...

"Regular service or affected?"

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

A very fine vintage

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

A senior moment.

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

"As long as we're renewing our vows anyway, I've come up with a few new ones."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

'Since we've been married thirty years, Lester, I think it's time to face up to the fact that we've been seeing too much of each other.'

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

Happy Anniversary!

Happy Birthday!

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''