100th Anniversary Pillows

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

A senior moment.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"The first one was the hardest."

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

'He's disappointed with the Queen's card - he wanted a rude one!'

The y2k bug being chased by the JFK bug

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Since when did they change 50 years from 'Golden Anniversary' to 'Remote Control Anniversary?''

60 years of the Treaty of Rome

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'I'm used to having my decisions overturned since I've been married 20 years.'

Queen's Birthday.

"My mum lived to be 99 and she never used glasses!"

At 103 years old... Joan was herself, a 'fairground attraction'!

'I started this vineyard 20 years ago, with absolutely nothing, and today I can proudly say I don't have less.'

"I'm just as ambivalent about her as the day we met, fifty years ago."

"You have a nice range of Golden Wedding Anniversary cards, but I'm looking for more Old 'un than Golden."

Sixty

'Nope, a handmade coupon for 'one free backrub' ain't gonna cut it for our 25th Wedding Anniversary hon...'

'My secret for long life? I've always drunk, smoked, made out with women...and hated yogurt.'

'Well, if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'

Happy 100th Birthday

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

'Thus the big party.'

'I'm on century duty.'

100th Birthday

Old man's birthday cake erupts with the Grim Reaper inside

'Yeah...I'm 100!'

'I thought you received a letter from the Queen. But I didn't know you got a present as well!'