Cemetery Storyteller Pillows

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Ghost School.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Camping.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Pet Cemetery.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Scouts made this for me

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Camping with Mr. Thorough

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'