Cellular Biology Buff Gifts

"Good-bye! You will always be a part of me!"

The Joy of Asexual Reproduction

"Let's split and take things to the next level."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Protoplasm

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

"Are you sure this is a 'Flu virus?" "See for yourself...it's nose is running!"

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."