Cellular Biology Buff Prints

"Good-bye! You will always be a part of me!"

The Joy of Asexual Reproduction

"Let's split and take things to the next level."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Sperm Whale.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Protoplasm

"It's not you-it's me."

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?