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'What are YOU looking at?'

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer Crimes

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

GM Crops Genie.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

'Gimme all your cache!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

Spy Satellite