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"There's accounting, there's creative accounting, and then there's G. Thomas Whatly."

$1: Family Secrets

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Spy Satellite

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"Ed always wears a poker face. His specialty is password encryption at the NSA."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

CIA Recommended TVs

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

Data security officers run frantically out of reactive data security room, while another data officer relaxes in the predictive data security room.