Cell Decorator Pillows

"The place looks pretty good now, but I don't like the window treatments!"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

The Pencil and Sharpener

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

Face Painting.

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

'Quick, press control Z!'

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Curtains haberdashery

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'