Celestial Wit Pillows

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

'It's hard to believe that they started out with just SEVEN deadly sins.'

'You'd feel paranoid too, if you were a martyr!'

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Water is discovered on the moon....

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Halo Frisbee.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

Shoe repair

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

Heaven

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

'Anything good on tonight?'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'Do you have a few minutes to discuss your retirement years, sir?'