Celestial Jet-setters Gifts

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Hell: The Airport"

Business-Class.

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Travel Agent - Building not finished

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

God changes the channel with his remote.

"Any chance of an upgrade?"

"Hi, scheduling? I might be a little late. I'm stuck in traffic."

Flight nap

"The possibilities are endless!" "The possibilities ended."

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'

'Want to buzz the airport?'

Excess Baggage: Anyone who think business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

'Why isn't there zero tolerance to drugs and alcohol?'

"So where are you off to today Wanda?" "......ummmmm......."

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

Fiscal Responsibility

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

'The stars are amazing out here in the country.'

"Our gold-plus members get live-streaming of economy class so you can see how cramped and irritable they are."

"Which way to departures?"

The Many Faces of Bev

"Milan, Rio, Sydney, Oslo - I never know when he's going to jet off next."

"Is this going to be a full flight?"

"I sometimes wonder if these kids really live in the catchment area"