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"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Scarcity

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

George Clooney Machine

Leo McKern

Ringo Starr

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Hollywood Breakup

Bigger Brain

Max Weber

Bette Midler

Meryl Streep

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

Larry King

Amanda Seyfried

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Justin Timberlake

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"