Celebrity Trivia Enthusiast T-Shirts

Siblings of the Stars.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Meanwhile in Hollywood

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Tom Hanks

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Hollywood Breakup

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Weditorials

Larry King

John Stride

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

'We know you are a serious actress..'

Good Morning Britain

Whoopie Goldberg

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Walken On Clouds

'This has been a Chris Wallace special report -- we now switch you back to Mike Wallace....'

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

Sunny and Chair

Jude Law.

Johnny Depp