Celebrity Trivia Buff T-Shirts

'Will Smith for food'

Sunny and Chair

Celebrity anagrams: Find in any jug (Answer: Judy Finnigan.)

Before the Internet

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tom Hanks

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

Hollywood Breakup

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Weditorials

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'