Celebrity Trivia Buff T-Shirts

'Will Smith for food'

Sunny and Chair

Counselor, why do you want the witness to identify a photo of Ernest Borgnine? Do I have to have a reason, your honor?

'Really? Not THE Dean Martin?'

Celebrity anagrams: Find in any jug (Answer: Judy Finnigan.)

Andy Warhol 1928-1987 Stayed here for fifteen minutes.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Before the Internet

Meanwhile in Hollywood

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Tom Hanks

Quiz Night...

Switch on brain

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Hollywood Breakup

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Weditorials

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Larry King

John Stride

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'