Presidential Trivia Buff T-Shirts

'I tell ya, I don't get no respect... I think it's all been reserved for OBAMA!

Lincoln and Washington wish each other happy birthday in heaven.

Donald Trump in an overcoat with tiny hands.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Reagacentennial

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Harry S. Truman

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Switch on brain

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

Quiz Night...

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

More Pardons

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

The Election Strategy

Ronald Reagan

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

The Wiki Man.

The Mom quiz show

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

Sunny and Chair

'Encyclopedia? No, we don't need it... My wife thinks she knows everything!'

It's academic