Celebrity Study Enthusiast Pillows

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Burning the midnight oil.

Scarcity

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Six Thinking Hats

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Hollywood Breakup

Leo McKern

Bigger Brain

Max Weber

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."