Celebrity Scoop Seeker Gifts

Children of Celebrity Canines

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Tom Hanks

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

JET (Part I)

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"All the celebrities come here."

Hollywood Breakup

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

Restraining orders from the stars.

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

Alternative Game Shows: Shooting Stars

'Not another elimination show!'

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."