Celebrity Scoop Seeker Prints

Children of Celebrity Canines

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Tom Hanks

Hollywood Breakup

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

JET (Part I)

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

"All the celebrities come here."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Larry King

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

"Remind me - if I'm no longer a footballer, and you're no longer a celebrity. . . why are we here?"

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Groupeé? You can call me "Booster." Dr. Noodle. Hey, who was that who just left your office? Was that that historian I saw on TV? Herodotus Jenkins? I can't say. He's the best. He come here this time every week? I can't say. And who's that out in the waiting room? Is that Brock Manly of "Fast & Furious 12" fame? I can't say. What brings you here? I heard you treat all the famous people. I just thought it might be nice to know the rich and famous are as messed up a

Restraining orders from the stars.

Emily Ratajkowski

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

Complaints clerk to consumer: A hair in your TV dinner? Maybe it belongs to a celebrity!

Inventor of wheel and discoverer of fire seen on date! More (arrow). The first tabloid.

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

"Come on now answer the question, I want something that can be taken out of context and make the show go viral on twitter."

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

'My degree is in journalism but with a major emphasis in celebrity gossip.'

'The walrus wasn't Paul! It was really me, Murray! And I think it's high time the world knew the truth!'

'I agree that the publicity would be good for your blog, but how are you going to get a Kardashian to date you?'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Interview with a Vampire.

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'