Celebrity Snooper Prints

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"My life must really be boring. I asked the guy why he hacked into my social media and he replied that reading it helps him get to sleep a night."

Tom Cruise

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Gossip columns: 'And rumour has it that singer, Kelli B is said to be in shock after finding out longtime boyfriend, actor Todd Korfull, has been having an affair with, now get this, KELLI'S agent!! YEEOUCH!...' A column talking

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Maps of the Human Genome

Sunny and Chair

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

"He loves to give autographs!"

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

Fan club

"Oh, Herb. Not Another Open Letter To Miley Cyrus."

"Take us to your most influential power couple."

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

"Are you anybody?"