Celebrity Spotter Prints

"Shadow, nothing. I saw Elvis."

The 3 O'Clock meeting.

“Sightings to date of Tilda Swinton in Kansas: Zero"

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Maps of the Human Genome

Weight-lifter's autograph

"My wife always said I'd end up mixing with the rich and famous."

'And who are you wearing?'

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

Tennis enthusiast spots a famous tennis player.

The highlight of my life was sitting next to Frank Sinatra on an overnight flight! Ol' Blue eyes on the red-eye.

Catherine, just checking when you said

Rufus Wainwright

"Wait. Don't look. O.K., over my left shoulder-is that God?"

TV programme planning - lucky dip.

'Bill Gates?'

Kelly Osbourne

Man looking at arrival and departures board sees faces of Elton John and Geri Halliwell

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Whoa, what's this...another friend request?...but I've never heard of you, and a celebrity can't be associated with riff-raff, so...make friends with my delete button.'

'Oh look - it's Mr Bean!'

'These days, I'm a paparazzi photographer...'

Juliette Lewis

Maps to people more interesting than you. $5.00.

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

"Hi! I'm from 'Scout Weekly'"

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Spot the celebrity tourist - $2 minute.

Kathryn Morris

"Bill Gates came in yesterday. Made him a coffee and asked if he would like it by the windows!"

"... Oh, no. That's up there because we've had five celebrities stay here."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"...then there's reunions, 'Know Your Cloud Formation' classes and, of course, celebrity spotting."

Josh Brolin

"Hey! Will that be Thingy out of 'Whatdyamecallit'?"

Sofia Coppola