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'I don't think I can face coming into the office today . . . Jordan has split up with Alex Reid. . . It's like Tom and Nicole all over again... I've been in floods of tears since I woke up.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

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"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Reese Witherspoon

Brad Pitt

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"We don't talk anymore."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

Elton John

Meet Santa's entourage

"What are you doing?"

All Star Team.

Brad Pitt.

Roger McGuinn

Charlotte Rampling

Dogs Touring Hollywood

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Elton John

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Emma Watson

Sylvester Stallone

Rod Stewart

Pile of books for sale with sign: Expired Fifteen-Minutes-of-Fame Books.

Madonna.

Kate knew she should be focused on developing her industry knowledge, but she was faced with a critical dilemma.