Celebrity Tracker Pillows

Myleene Klass

Benedict Cumberbatch

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Elvis Presley

Reese Witherspoon

Brad Pitt

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"What are you doing?"

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Elton John

Meet Santa's entourage

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

'Get me public relations!'

All Star Team.

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Roger McGuinn

Charlotte Rampling

"Once again, the epicenter seems to be Christian Slater."

Elton John

Brad Pitt.

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Dogs Touring Hollywood

"This lovely song tells of a young, pretty actress, her ups and downs, and how she found happiness after rehab."

Emma Watson

Sylvester Stallone