Celebrity Endorsement Fan Gifts

"As one of the best forwarders in the world you can sign any advertising contract you want, but..."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Bryan Ferry

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Tom Hanks

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

Harriet Walter

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Michael Caine

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

David Bowie

Hollywood or bust!

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Pete never wanted the fame that came with being a national symbol...he just thought it was a good way to meet girls.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

Melanie Griffith

Elton John

'Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?'

Peter Gabriel

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

Arnold Schwarzenneger caricature.

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

The Month of June

Dua Lipa caricature

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'