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Then vs. now

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Cupid and Targets

Love linked

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Asking out a palm reader.

Frog flirting.

I think you're ace

Jack Gleeson

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"She's just being Koi."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'Your place or mine?'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Peach flirting with a banana.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Bryan Ferry

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.