Celebrity Crush Gifts

Then vs. now

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Asking out a palm reader.

I think you're ace

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Frog flirting.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"She's just being Koi."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Love linked

Peach flirting with a banana.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Couple melting the snow around them.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."