Crush Drama T-Shirts

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Cupid and Targets

Frog flirting.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

I think you're ace

"She's just being Koi."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Asking out a palm reader.

Love linked

'Your place or mine?'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Couple melting the snow around them.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Peach flirting with a banana.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Romantic Graffiti

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Tunnel of Like.

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

In Desperate Straits.

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"