Crush Chronicles T-Shirts

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Love linked

Frog flirting.

I think you're ace

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She's just being Koi."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Asking out a palm reader.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Couple melting the snow around them.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

Romantic Graffiti

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Tunnel of Like.

In Desperate Straits.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"