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"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

TV-Mirror.

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"We're talking to Mr. George Arval. He has in his arms the first royal diaper. An amazing catch from the third floor balcony if I must say so."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Are you new around here?"

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

"She just seemed to lose all ambition when Mark Phillips got married."

'It was horrible! †I dreamed that Rosie and Donald Trump were fighting over me!'

"Ralph said he'd give up cigars if I gave up Prince Charles and Di."

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"