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'Your short term memory is getting worse - you've seen this film at least FIFTEEN times!'

So Close..

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Cupid and Targets

Love linked

I think you're ace

Frog flirting.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Asking out a palm reader.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"She's just being Koi."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Your place or mine?'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Peach flirting with a banana.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

You're so beautiful, I can't take my eyes off you, even though there's a fly in my soup doing the backstroke, which is comedy gold!

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

Romantic Graffiti

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Tunnel of Like.

In Desperate Straits.