Celebrity Birthday Buddy Gifts

Man with the same birth date as Mick Jagger

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Jack Gleeson

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Happy Birthday to you.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Tom Hanks

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Doctor in a cake

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

George Clooney Machine

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Children's Entertainer

Joe Henry

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

John Stride