Birthday Hero Gifts

Last Dinosaur On Earth

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Happy Birthday to you.

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

Doctor in a cake

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"A little under done?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Pinata good bags.

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Nanny with children on leash

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Football party

Birth Cake

Celebration in operating theatre.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.