Birthday Hero T-Shirts

Last Dinosaur On Earth

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Happy Birthday to you.

Doctor in a cake

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"A little under done?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Balloon Surprise

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Nanny with children on leash

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

Celebration in operating theatre.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Birth Cake

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

Football party