Birthday Captains Gifts

'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Children's Entertainer

The little engine that delegated

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

What he lacks in ability and experience he makes up in being the chairman's son.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

The first birthday gift.

Giant Birthday Cake

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

Life begins at 60

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

The Big Bad Wolf Turns 50.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

Man holding a birthday cake.

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

Handel sitting on a piano