Celebrating Lent Gifts

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Christmas Tree

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

R.C.I.A.

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

A woman in prayer

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

2pm meet your Creator

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

Happy New Ear!

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

Romance

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Easter Bunny!

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

Hallelujah!

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'Hey, wait a minute!'