Celebrating Lent T-Shirts

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Christmas Tree

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Happy Valentine's Day.

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

2pm meet your Creator

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

A woman in prayer

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Happy New Ear!

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

Romance

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Easter Bunny!

Hallelujah!

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'