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''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"I couldn't decide what to give up for Lent, so I gave it all up."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'I've decided to give up Lent.'

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'Every Lent it's the same-I've nothing to give up!'

"I can't decide what to give up for Lent."

'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'

"I'm giving up Google for Lent."

The man who gave up utensils for Lent.

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'There's NO SUCH THING as a Lent ash collection--and YOU quit THESE last month.'

"For Lent, I'm giving up the other parts of my religion."

'What's up, I've simply sacrificed my sacrifices for lent.'

"I'm going on a Lenten fast, dear, and I'm taking you with me."

'Maybe I am thick, but I can't understand a woman who gives up her diet for Lent.'

"I'm giving up my diet for Lent."

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

'The temptation of Christ'

Decisions a Pope makes

I'd invite you in, but I've given up jackasses for lent. ?! !?

What can I get you? I, Edgar Ptompkin, would like all of everything. Sir? All your donuts, scones, cookies, any ice cream products, and toss in your breads. I shall happily pay. Throw them in here. Several minutes later. That's the last of 'em. What's going on? Edgar Ptompkin resolved to stop eating sweets for Lent. Fuse. Kaboom. Failed resolutions beget an April of regret and zeal.

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"I'm giving up chocolate for lent."

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."