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"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"We're giving up petrol for lent in 2025."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Decisions a Pope makes

A spider meal prepping

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

Lent is a real drag this year. - 'Why? What did you give up?' - 'Hope.' - 'I gave up chocolate. Guess what?1' - 'What?' - 'I've made my ideal weight! Yay!'

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'First snowdrop.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

Children Who Have Given Up Soap For Lent

'My goodness, is it fall already, Ms. Smyrka?'

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."