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'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"You sure are a passionate defender of what you imagine the bible says."

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

"You're an anti-monarchist? Better keep it to yourself."

"I wasn't expecting overcast today."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Bee flying to another flower.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Building Sandcastles.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

"Keeping busy?"

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

Employee of the month.

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

Ants stealing from the picnic.

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Would you like flies with that order?"

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'