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'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

"You sure are a passionate defender of what you imagine the bible says."

"You're an anti-monarchist? Better keep it to yourself."

"I wasn't expecting overcast today."

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Bee flying to another flower.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Building Sandcastles.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Oh, oh! Here comes the queen! Look busy!'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"Keeping busy?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

"Would you like flies with that order?"

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'